Penislore

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.

Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."

by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

Penisnose

when someone or something has a nose that is shaped like a penis therfore becoming a penisnose and when they sneeze its cum and when there blowing there nose they really are masturbating.

michael says "hey everybody look at joey he has a penisnose!" crowd"lololololololololol"

by xAlienMaster21x June 18, 2008

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.

Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!

by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011

penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015

pensioners piano

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009