penised

1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

person1: haha! she got penised in her/the <insert orifice here>!

by aka_Pyro May 26, 2007

Penise

Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.

I had a great taste of that Penise, then i used it to scratch my Clit.

by Jason Something June 15, 2003

penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'

by Renko June 19, 2004

penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

by Smöl March 06, 2020

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.

Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?

by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009

penisize

1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.

1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.

by PvtChurch May 09, 2005