peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS

That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.

by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008

Penis Colada

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.

Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!

by Torso69 June 11, 2009

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

peniscalada

A mixture between cum and vodka. Similar to pinacalada.

My friend and I got a guy to cum into a cup and we mixed it with vodka. Very TASTY!! we love peniscalada!

by M.D.H June 28, 2008

penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

by anjie July 24, 2004