Penius

When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.

I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”

by JK/AW March 15, 2019

penipuss

A man who is a dick that runs his mouth talking trash yet will hide like a pussy when confronted.

Jay is a penipuss , all talk and no action.

by Ten Tizzle August 2, 2019

skinny penius

A penius that is small and skinny.

Hey guys skinny penius here.

by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

peniussy

the reproductive parts of a hermaphodite

Yo, I hooked up with Claire Goodwin last night, and she has a peniussy!

by Patrick Kennedy April 12, 2008

penius

one who is expert, and knows everything about a penis. aka a penis genius, duh.

Dude, you should so go talk to that chick, i hear shes a penius.

Wow, that chick was such a penius, i actually stayed for breakfast.

by jaymayskiier April 28, 2008

Penius

Pure Genius

That was a great idea! It was Penius!

by WV25890 March 6, 2009

Penius

Someone who believes they are a genius but really they're just a penis. A smart-ass.

Aren't you a penius. Wow, what a penius. Thanks a lot penius.

by ffry444 May 15, 2013