Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Pencil dick prick

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

dick pencil

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

pensil dick

An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance

I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!

by Les Crapp September 22, 2007