pedoninja

a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."

Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.

by pednoninjaXO February 7, 2010

pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

peinis

A long male body part

I will give you love with my peinis

by swager666 November 10, 2017

perinium

the part between your nutsack and your anal.

the part between your anal and nutsack
put your hand down your pants pick up your balls and feel that space between your anal and your balls ... dosent it feel good?

by dureau July 12, 2005

peginism

Spiritual enlightenment attained from inserting pegs into a Lite-Brite.

I never felt such spiritual euphoria as when completing that sailboat Lite-Brite. Thank Hasbro for Peginism!

by McLuffin August 13, 2011

pedinkis

Euphemism for the male anatomy; Used primarily in situations where the individual would rather not use the formal term.

It's what my mother called the thing beneath the fleet of red toy boats bobbing through the apple-scented bubbles in the bath, giving me the sponge. Wash your pedinkis she'd say.

by naifanning November 25, 2006

Pelini

The act of getting caught disparaging your customers/supporters/fans.

Frank's biggest customer just overheard him talking shit about him. He really pulled a Pelini there.

by huskermuster September 23, 2013