pedoninja

a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."

Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.

pedoninja by pednoninjaXO February 7, 2010

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Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

Pedominate by el389o January 12, 2010

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pedonika

Nicki Minaj’s alter ego for when she decides to support ratnine, jelani, and kenneth petty. This is the alter ego she resides in permanently. She is now retiring from rap to help those around her get more access to children they can touch.

Did you see pedonika lie saying Kenneth was innocent?

pedonika by zoopetty October 8, 2020

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Poninja

A small, skilled bullet-shaped being that wears a cloak exposing only it's face. They have no arms, feet, or legs, only floating hands. Poninjas are experts with any weapon, both prodjectile and melee.

To see the poninjas in action, visit www.poninjas.com

The poninja skillfully thwacked the soldier with a long stick.

Poninja by AngryMouse14 April 10, 2004