ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

by Kara September 25, 2005

ped

1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).

1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.

by Mr. Clean May 31, 2004

ped

Swahili for getting drunk

andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!

by drizzle May 25, 2004

ped

A person that you can take advantage of or boss around without any objection from them.

Mark does all my chores for me he is my ped.

I think John is a ped because he does everyone's work.

by Nemous SAC January 3, 2017

peds

short for mopeds. this is how most roadmen travel otherwise with bikes

Man ride on peds and dip dem yutes

by chicken connoisseur2 December 28, 2017

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003

peds

Pedestrians who are in your way

Fuckin slow ass peds in the crosswalk

by yan lh October 5, 2006