Meet Jesus

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

by Lightwalker360 March 15, 2020

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

by babs773 January 17, 2018

Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 2, 2009

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020