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Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018
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PBDAF scale

A ranking system used to analyze the douchiness of a person. PBDAF stands for:

P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)
Reading a bunch of Twitter posts from pretentious, entitled, clueless college students earns them the grade A in the PBDAF scale
by TechnoMaster December 4, 2014
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PBDB

Pacific Beach Douche Bag. Any asshole from Pacific Beach CA.
That skateboarder is a real PBDB.
by Insane Diego July 30, 2009
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PBDW

An acronym for when there is the perfect weather to play the drinking game beer die. Perfect Beer Die Weather.
Hey boys is PBDW, who is trying to pick up a rack of natty light?
by naterutt June 23, 2017
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PBDB

Meaning of: Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Name of an old ex-boyfriend who is now officially chunky.
When you poke his belly, he's sure to laugh.
"I just saw chubby fingers and was like, oh my gosh - its PBDB!"
by 3verr May 28, 2008
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PB & D

The act of taking a jar of peanut butter and spreading it on your scrotum and getting your dogs to lick it off.
When Logan gets lonely at night he goes in his room and has a nice PB & D.
by anonymous June 27, 2004
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PBDD

Post Breakup Depression Disorder - Is a mild to extreme case of depression caused by a breakup with a significant other. Because your life had revolved around them and so much time was spent in the relationship, you feel alone and hopeless. This feeling is an emotional attachment that has grown into an addiction which is temporary. The remedy is time and focused energy with others.

PBDD can also be defined as withdrawal symptoms from a relationship breakup.
Sally got back together with Patrick for all the wrong reasons because she forgot to factor in her PBDD. She just didn't want to be alone and was unsure about ever finding anyone else.
by RelationshipTurmoil July 31, 2012
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