Paypal

Paypal is the parent company of eBay Inc. Which takes advantage of customers and consumers alike by making them agree to a lengthy terms of service agreement, which they can alter at any time they wish. Their lust for cash, and high revenues justify their corruption in the society of man.

"I sold an item to some guy, once I had received verified funds, PAYPAL allowed this scammer to reverse the funds. He got the item for free, and Paypal says "your screwed."

by Alwaysbetterthanwill March 4, 2004

Panal

Unlubricated anal sex followed by a cycle home.

"Bez had panal last night, he's been walking funny all day!"

by bredwin the destroyer March 7, 2013

paypal

An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!

Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound
paypal are asshats

by marscom July 7, 2005

payal

fuck definition three a payal is a best friend who is fiercely loyal and amazing in every way

payal p is an amazing person

by nick February 13, 2005

paypal

A online credit company that bends over backwards to help fraudulent venders steal money from their "customers" Their policies are optimized to screw people out of their money.

Some knob never sent me my item, ebay said be more patient, paypal then said I waited to long to complain, it was past 30 days, your fucked looser we win agian. Oh wait, nice try.. my REAL credit card company will stomp on you like a little tit. Thank god I did not use my bank account like they try and fistfuck you down the throught with... EVERYTIME... no matter what you set as your default. Asswipes. :|

by :| April 7, 2004

paypalpatation

The sudden feeling of angst after either entering your bid or (most effective) winning an eBay auction, as you realise that the seller may not take PayPal. Usually followed by sudden rapid scrolling southwards to confirm or deny your suspicions.

Immediately after whooping out a celebratory "All Your Base" cheer for winning the auction, Diveboy suddenly experienced his biggest evah Paypalpatation as he realised his oversight of not checking the Sellers payment conditions!

by Nodmeister October 11, 2006

Panalterous

Experiencing the in between attraction to anyone. Like are we gonna be friends? Are we gonna something more? Or are we zucchinis to be?

P1: "Yo. I thought you were pansexual."
P2: "That's what I thought too. Until I discovered that different types of attraction exist. Then I realised what I thought was sexual attraction turned out to be alterous attraction. But I know I'm still pan so yeah. Panalterous was the only option so I was like I'm down with that."
P1: "Cool bruh. Support. Bruh you come out a lot."
P2: "Yeah. I'm still figuring stuff out."

by Thecherryspirit March 14, 2020