Paytonsexual

To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree

hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that

by Paybae obsessed w payton January 2, 2021

Pardon my French

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).

This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.

by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005

I beg your pardon

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.

Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018

PayMoneyWubby

Microwave. He needs it.

patreon.com/paymoneywubby

by patreon.com/paymoneywubby October 27, 2018

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

I beg your pardon

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"

Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

by Beese Churger August 22, 2020

pardonche

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal

dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly

by silent Samson January 9, 2011