hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

pause

Said after something that may be taken as homosexual.

-Pull it out, pause.
-Son, that ball is huge, pause.

by m1c August 12, 2004

Pauseunpause

A small chubby whale dick.

You have such a pauseunpause! - Andrea
I know! - Alex

by LoneWo1f1 July 16, 2015

Down pause

The brief moment of silence while driving under an overpass during a heavy rain.

Whoa... that down pause was cool, though brief!

by Krista in SLO December 30, 2010

Jake Paulers

A group of particularly young children mentally ill beyond belief. They tend to support egotistic Jake Paul. The older they are the more mentally disturbed they are. Proceed with caution, and remember they are too retarded to change.

Jake Paulers prove Hitler killed the wrong people

by FUCK JAKE PAULERS June 19, 2017

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.

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by escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12 August 4, 2020

titty pause

While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.

Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.

by KronenV May 8, 2010