Paulingus

The act of inserting a mans scrotum with a mouth full of cow feces and using his feces to lubricate your urethra and then swallowing a hot warm load

After my wife refused to try it I went to a prostitute to perform paulingus

by Bigdaddytyreek69 October 23, 2019

Pauling

Not responding to an email or following up with projects in a timely manner.

"I sent him that email last week. I can't believe he's Pauling me again."

by jokesies May 30, 2019

Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.

"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"

by peachmagpie April 19, 2017

pauling

to totally ignore when spoken to

"Today he was pauling me. He wouldn't answer my question."

by Hayoun Kim November 7, 2008

Pauling

stealing another players loot

Stop pauling my building

by Gardenia84 February 18, 2019

Pauling

To Paul; The act of making plans then flake out for no reason.

We were suppose to meet at Wackadoos but after 15 minutes I knew he was Pauling me.

by Karate Chop March 29, 2015

Pauling

The action of pooping all over an inappropriate place while blacked out. Such as a hotel room you are sharing with many of your friends.

I came home from the bar and caught my roommate Pauling all over the house!

by Lily Z & Gabby B April 8, 2008