What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Get the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch mug.The most useful object in a bachelor pad. When the bro gets drunk beyond belief, the pucket (puke + bucket) becomes the reservoir of unwanted stomach fluid and keeps the place clean. The pucket is also a medical tool since it can be used to calculate the volume of stomach contents the bro has expelled.
Bro 1: "Damn dude, Big Monkey is about to blow chunks all over your new carpet!" Bro 2: "Chill bro! We've got a pucket."
by BestBrahEver September 5, 2011
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The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017
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Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020
Get the Sam Puckett mug.A packet is a piece of data that is sent or received. For example, pressing the jump button in a game sends a packet of data to the server to perform the jump.
Packet loss is when those packets of information or data do not reach their destination, therefore being lost. Like when you press the jump button, and nothing happens, because the packet of data needed to jump was lost along its journey to the server.
Packet loss is when those packets of information or data do not reach their destination, therefore being lost. Like when you press the jump button, and nothing happens, because the packet of data needed to jump was lost along its journey to the server.
by The Chip Lord Himself October 10, 2021
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Loss of focus.
Loss of data.
Carry-over from computer networking.
Loss of focus.
Loss of data.
Carry-over from computer networking.
Can you repeat that again, I'm dropping packets here.
Man, way too tired here, dropping packets, what was that about my taxes being overdue?
Man, way too tired here, dropping packets, what was that about my taxes being overdue?
by s6 July 19, 2005
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