Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Thot patroller

A thot patroller is a man or a female who defends against thots and prevents. Other guys falling for thots and spreads awareness about thot nature.And to not get played

I almost got played but a thot patroller saved me

by lilrobinzz February 20, 2020

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017

Patroller

Cop car

The cops waited in the patroller.

by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

patronitical

The act of patronizing a person. When one is in the act of patronizing another person or when being patonizing or condescending to someone. When one is actually being or acting in a condescending manner, usually apparent due to the attitude and speech of the person in the act of patronizing,the person in the process of talking down to or belittling another or acting superior to others.

Matthew has been so patronitical lately. Yet he has no grounds to behave in such a patonitical manner. He is no better than you or I.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005