Patriots 

The best team in the NFL as of November 15, 2004. They have won 21 out of 22 games, all 21 in a row.

How is it luck winning that many games in a row w/o losing? But go ahead, keep saying its luck as the beat every team in the NFL.

Patriots by proudasspatsfan November 15, 2004

patriots 

The best 2003 season team in the NFL.

I thought the Patriots were just lucky but after 15 straight wins, they got GUTS!

patriots by Dropkick Blumpkin February 13, 2004

patriots 

syn. - To Choke, to lose big, the act of choking, to be a huge disappointment.

Person 1: Did you see that guy lose?
Person 2: Yeah, He must have come from the New England Patriots.

patriots by p33p33 January 11, 2009

Patriots 

The recipients of a long-deserved ass kicking from the Carolina Panthers last Sunday. 27-17. The NFL's so-called greatest quarterback was sacked twice and picked off by the league's best defense while their rushing game was held back to sub-40 yards. The sheer joy of seeing Tom Brady weeping like a little girl on the sidelines as the fourth quarter wound down was almost overwhelming.

Steve Smith, Stephen Davis, Ricky Proehl, Julius Peppers, Mike Rucker, Will Witherspoon, and Ken Lucas owned the Patriots.

Patriots by Squid Wrangler December 28, 2005

patriots 

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

Patriots = teh ghey

patriots by Kevin February 9, 2004

patriots 

A douche of a team. They think they're the best, but they can't win them all!

At one time, the Patriots had the longest win streak in the NFL. On Halloween night 2004, the Pittsburgh Steelers shut them down killing their streak at 21.

patriots by Scratch DJ January 24, 2005

Patriots 

A team who has benefitted greatly by luck and an easy schedule. After winning the Super Bowl they have been gifted with the easiest schedule in the NFL.

Yeah, we pulled a Patriots on them.

Patriots by A-Han November 3, 2004