mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

patzer

Slang term used for a chess player of weak calibur.

"I beat that patzer with the four move checkmate."

by Jack Genther October 30, 2007

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

pattern up

To fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders

Ay my young one pattern up or I'll pattern you

by Youngtinyzz June 14, 2017

Pitter Patter

Pitter patter is the first part to a saying (pitter patter, let's get at er). It basically means "let's go". This saying is used a lot in the tv show Letterkenny.

Friend 1: You wanna get hammered
Friend 2: Sure
Friend 1: Well, Pitter Patter
Friend 2: Let's get at 'er!

by Mr Muffins June 11, 2020

patterpossum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson. Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead? Nah, bro it’s just a patterpossum. He’s hurt though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

luke patterson

a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!

did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!

by dykasaurus December 13, 2020