Mom's Paschetti 

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.

Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm

Mom's Paschetti by Chekeks May 21, 2018

ratchette 

she does on to herself as she wishes others would do on to her.

That girls a ratchette, good but hood.

ratchette by The Ratchette August 1, 2013

planchette 

a small board supported on casters, typically heart-shaped and fitted with a vertical pencil, used for automatic writing and in seances.

Girl: Can i borrow your Planchette? I need it for tonights seance.
Boy: No. I need it to write, ask Wndey.

planchette by hahaigotitfirst May 17, 2018

pratchett 

A sloppy ratchet chick that gets ratchetly drunk and keeps repeating your name as she's stumbling around to stand on 2 feet and when you turn around at 3 AM she's suddenly gone on her voyage for the D across vast miles in the winter snow but gets trapped on a highway ramp while heavily intoxicated and impaired and ratchet.

Holy quacamole did you see how ratchet Ali Pritchett got last night?

Who?

Pritchett.

Ohh you mean Pratchett cuz that chicks so ratchet.

pratchett by PratchettGetsRatchet69 October 8, 2014

patchet 

a large sum of mayonnaise usually in a jar a packet.

oi bruv give me dat patchet these chipps hella dry.

patchet by sssssdda October 25, 2020

patchee 

One who wears an eyepatch.

Come here right this second, sonny boy, or I'll make you a patchee!

patchee by YonShield October 29, 2021