Pattronize

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

by emjay81 December 23, 2008

Pastronomy

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches

I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.

by thehypermom December 3, 2010

patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011

patronise

Treat condescendingly, look down on, humiliate

she said "you're very smart" yet she got better grades than I did. I replied: "Don't patronise me!"

by Viwe January 6, 2016

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008