Pasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.

Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.

by Embargo October 15, 2012

The Past

Opposite of the future, A place where you lock memories away.

Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.

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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

pasted

Another word for "owned".

You just got pasted son!

by kobel4k3r5 April 7, 2009

The Past

Any time that is not the Present or the Future.

Person 1:Hey you wrote this 3 minutes ago.
Person 2: Yea its in the past.

by Juci September 24, 2018

pasted

Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted

by bikehorn6 October 10, 2005

pasted

To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.

Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.

by Gutter Monkey May 3, 2006

past

(n.) Something that's completely worthless, unless you can actually learn something from it.

John was depressed because all his girlfriends from the past had dumped him.

by hoosteen May 21, 2010