Armageddonist

(1) Someone who believes the New Testament end of times is imminent.

(2) An adherent of a political or religious sect that seeks to hasten that end.

(3) More generally, someone who believes in imminent catastrophe, be it political, financial, environmental, etc.

Bad News for 2010 Armageddonists: Comet Elenin Won’t Destroy Planet Earth!

by chiefs_orange October 14, 2011

Karmageddon

When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.

Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.

by Pissed at evil doers November 12, 2013

Mortal Kombat Armageddon

An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series

Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.

Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!

by Japolina May 25, 2016

financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009