Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

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obnoxious packer fan

Likes it up the ass and enjoys rim jos in their spare time. especially when the packer win games. on occasion.

obnoxious packer fan: bending over for a man to lick their ass too celebrate a win.

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The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

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Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

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When the Parkers battle and the world is made a better place, or Armageddon begins.

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modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

OJ Parked by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

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A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.

"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."

Orca porker by watsonp November 17, 2016

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