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parentnoid

A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
That girl's mother is parentnoid! She won't let her go to the bus stop on her own!
by 22warriorcat22 February 23, 2013
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parentophobia

Being scared of your girlfriend's or your friend's parents
Gf: Do you want my dad to drive home with his car?
Me: Nah, babe I have parentophobia !
by radidaddy67 December 27, 2021
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Parenthood

When you have one child, he or she exists in your world.

When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
Parenthood with one child is easy....you can take the child with you anywhere.....at any time!

Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
by Archeo Bob September 20, 2009
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Parenthood

A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.
Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood!
by peasebwu March 6, 2018
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parentnoid

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.
Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007
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parentnoia

A fear of being caught by your parents doing something wrong, even though you are not doing anything wrong.

Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."

Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.
Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!

Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.
by james008 July 10, 2005
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manned parenthood

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
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