A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
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When you have one child, he or she exists in your world.
When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
When you have two or more children you exist in their world.
Parenthood with one child is easy....you can take the child with you anywhere.....at any time!
Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time!
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Get the Parenthood mug.Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.
Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.
Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007
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Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."
Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.
Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."
Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.
Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!
Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.
Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.
by james008 July 10, 2005
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Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
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