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parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.
Don't step on my parakeet!
by miso December 5, 2003
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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partoke

verb. portmanteau of 'partake' and 'toke'.

-to partake in a toke;

-to join others in smoking marijuana.

note: in this usage, root verb 'partake' means to join in an activity or to consume something (or, in this case, both), not to partake in party drugs.
Will you be partoking tonight?

Should I roll another jay? Think she'll wanna partoke?
by tjaad August 5, 2014
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PARAKEET

Someone who responds with the same thing you just said to them, similar to how a parakeet repeats speech it hears.
John (texting): Hey
Dan (texting): Hey
John: Fucking parakeet
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019
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Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.
Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
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Parakeep

When you breed parakeets and sell them for profit and the enjoyment of the fellow parakeeper.
Let's get some parakeets. Let's parakeep.
by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone October 20, 2018
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Paraskevi

A special n Greek name for a special girl! Its an (Orthodox-Catholic) Christian name. Try not to hurt a girl named Paraskevi.. Its gonna be like boomerang. Shes sweet and kind and always passionate. Shes shy too so make the first move. .
- Leave me alone..

- Paraskevi I love you!
by vivi_trnt_queenie July 30, 2014
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