paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

paranoid

Not being able to trust; me.

It's like I'm
Paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a
whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I
Can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
BENEATH MY SKIN!!

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson
Neighborhood watch association

Trevor is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

Paranoid

The way your burnt-ass friend acts every time you smoke weed.

Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!

Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.

Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.

by DjDrastik17 August 3, 2011

paranoid

when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real

person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.

by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017

Paranoid

Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it

Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus

by Sasuke_uzumaki March 31, 2020

Paranoid

Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at

Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.

by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021