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Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.
That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.
by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018
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Paracausal

Is the causality that something can bend time & space to its/your will by altering predetermined outcomes. And changing fate that was predetermined for you by changing the outcome due to free will.
Arash: Fate is determined for you boy & you can't change that!!!
Boy: But how when everything is paracausal how come the people in different timelines don't have the same outcome as us then?
by Star Spire June 17, 2018
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parachuting

Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.
"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."
by rapheal September 18, 2008
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Parachute Rules

To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

" PULL OR DIE"
-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"

-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"

-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"

-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
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paratharajah

paratha = an Indian bread with a texture somewhat resembling puff pastry; sometimes stuffed with vegetables etc.

rajah = king

therefore: paratharajah = king of parathas
paratharajah owns all parathas!
by paratha lover February 9, 2010
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Parachute Club

A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".
"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."
by Woweegoodstuff May 23, 2012
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TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.
by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009
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