Parabolacorona

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

by TNunnster May 13, 2011

amish paradise

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...

by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

Liberal Paradise

This is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, "free"comprehensive healthcare, "free" education, "free" food, "free" housing, "free" clothing, "free" utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.

Prison is a liberal paradise.

by MS Libertarian February 6, 2014

para-freaked

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.

Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

by Kritikal June 11, 2006