Paper Bag Fuck

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

paper bag theorem

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.

Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.

by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005

paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 5, 2008

paper bag brother

man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.

Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.

by veronica hope May 25, 2006

paper bag princess

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

by EliasSchewel October 9, 2011

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010