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peter-panned

An act of which two mammals (or non-mammals, whatever one prefers) "pan" each other. One may take the word "pan" in anyway, shape, or form that he or she prefers.
Nicole Rose Palmer was peter-panned in Kelcey Fabianski's bed while Taylor Dash and Kaity Olson were sleeping.
by IOWACiTY2010 November 27, 2010
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Pantone 448 C

How did I quit smoking? Simple, it's thanks to Pantone 448 C.
by userhandlegoeshere November 29, 2021
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Pannenkoeken

Dutch / Flemish for pancakes. In the context of pro cycling, it refers to weak riders or a weak team.
Ex. 1

"People were going "He's over the hill. He's distracted and stressed from going through a divorce." Etcetera, Etcetera. And it all just piled up. I do remember this just looking back. I was like alright motherfuckers, watch this. By the way Johan, these people who left the team to go lead other teams, at the end of the day, they're still Pannenkoeken. It didn't matter."

Lance Armstrong, "The Best of the Blue Train - 2004 Cobbles and TTT," July 28, 2020

Ex. 2

The peloton hits the base of Alpe D'Huez. Cipo rides over to Pirata.

Cipo: See all them dudes at the back? They're Pannenkoeken! They're gonna get a tow on the team car! I'm fixin' to join 'em.

Pirata: What fool? You gonna bitch up like that? You know what time it is! Don't be no Pannenkoek!

Cipo: Shit: Maybe I should just take EPO just like you.
by ZXY&ABC July 29, 2020
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Pavone

One who is known to have a misshapen and disfigured small penis; One who resembles a turd; One who enjoys placing anal beads and other assorted sex toys such as dildos into there asshole; One who resembles a socially awkward transsexual ballerina who enjoys wearing a butt plug; One who is extremely ugly and possesses a package consisting of a single testicle also referred to as a mono-pavone; One who's pubes are longer than their penis; One who resembles a homosexual ice dancer with an inflamed clitoris; Another word for what is released after a hymen is broken; The sound that a condom makes when it tears
Rachel: Do u think that guy has a big penis?
Veronica: Nah he looks like a turd, he must have a pavone.

Josh: Man that guy sid is weird, he's such a pavone
Ashley: Really? he likes putting anal beads up his ass
Josh: Too right.
Ashley: Faggot
Josh: Yeah

Anjan: I heard that guy was a pavone
Krishna: Unlucky

Gurkaran: Fuck hope my kid isn't born with a pavone!
Sam: Yeah no one wants their kid to be ugly and have a single testicle

Damoon: I hired a pavone for my wedding
Devpal: WHAT! you hired a tranny ballerina with a butt plug!

Vish: Man i hate my life
Tom: At least your not a pavone.

Lucy: Oh no! I think I'm pregnant
Liz: Really did your condom make a pavone sound?
Lucy: Yes.
Liz: Ah well just hope the baby isn't born with a mono-pavone
by SUPERwealthyBIGpenis October 2, 2011
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day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
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panned

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.
by Urban Dictionary January 16, 2008
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panned

to have been criticized (usually applied to art in the media such as music and movies)
Howard the Duck was universally panned for its awful writing, uninspired acting, and complete disregard for the source material.
by Atli November 10, 2008
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