paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

Pankster

Commonly mixed up with a wankster (wannbe/white gangster), a pankster is the peaceful version of a gangster. Panksters set out to try and demolish the common sterotypes of gangsters. While dress, speech, and personas vary in panksters, they generally dress with pants low on hips, wife beater tank tops, and over sized shirts. The things that set them apart are the fact that they will adorn symbols of peace on the person(s), and attempt to use peace to diffuse stressful situations.

Jill: Hey, did you see the fight at lunch today?
Beth: No, what happened?
Jill: Marcus almost punched Jake's lights out.
Beth: Why didn't he?
Jill: Steve, the local Pankster stepped in and straightened things out.

by Kkia22 July 1, 2009

Pinkus

The most common STD associated with a Blumpkin. Always involving pinkeye, it also includes but not limited to; oral herpes, throat cancer and cauliflower tongue.

I gave (her or him) a brutal case of pinkus in the portajohn at the tailgate.

by Usethetoiletseatcover November 21, 2018

alex paskus

Weeaboo with a small dick

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.

by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

Pangus

Legend, King, Master of all.

If you complete a Hard task or test, Upon completion you would celebrate with a "Pangus"

"How did that test go ?"

"Easy, I was a Total Pangus"

Or

"That exam was Impossible, I'd have to be a Pangus to have Passed it!"

by Paul is ace August 30, 2007

Panus

When a penis is detached from its regular place and reattached where the anus is thus creating an extention called a panus bringing a whole new meaning to buttsecks.

Byron: Dude I had buttsecks with a panus
Daniel: A panus?
Byron: yeahh an ass penis!

by Lilo-Pkster July 9, 2010