paekalations

“Bible book of Paeka de Gallo” When you leave rose quartz crystals in a mans car to get him to fall in love with you. 4:44

Girl: Let’s link ;)
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations

PLS THIS IS A JOKE THO 😭

by Regina Philangeee May 5, 2021

Pank

While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.

“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”

by SexyA$$bruh November 25, 2020

Panera Job

To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.

Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!

by Justin-Cider October 25, 2011

Pankaking

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.

I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.

by mcdove September 14, 2016

Pank

The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.

Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.

'Going to Pankistan'

'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'

'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'

'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland

Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'

Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'

Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'

Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'

by Sticky Jam May 30, 2013

boom panes

'Boom Panes!' is a Filipino street slang expression which means that you either got owned, butt hurted, or broke/lost in an argument, usually just small arguments that lasts around 2-3 minutes. It is shouted by either, the winner of the argument or the crowd who just felt like shouting it to support a person's debate.

Basically just any argument that was ended by someone shouting 'Boom Panes!'

by Dr0pp3dB455 October 16, 2014

Panelology

Comic book collecting.

Panelology is a hobby that treats comic books and related items as artwork to be sought after and preserved.

That panelologist has a collection of over 2,000 well-preserved and well-protected comic books. He's really into panelology.

by jediracer February 7, 2007