Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.

"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."

by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008

Panfuckingdamnit

A major expression of dismay in the expletive.

You WHAT!!!! You stupid idiot, no fucking way you got got all the toilet paper wet, PANFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!!

by Sally Mae TX May 22, 2020

penicking

The art of naming a penis, followed by girls testing if the name fits

Penicking.com

by anonymousddos April 15, 2014

Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

patricking

to over-excite one's self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.

Common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one's face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance

Katie: "Stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!"

Patrick: *hands over face, shaking*

Jacob: (to Andy)"Wow, he hasn't patricked this badly in days."

Andy: "Yeah, let's replace him"

by Musicalandy February 10, 2008

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Planicking

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015