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Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.
partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!
by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012
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MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
by shrek 6 February 17, 2020
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Palpatine

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"
by Aztarael August 2, 2006
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Palpatinism

A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.
by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020
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Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.
Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking
by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018
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Emperor Palpatine

When your girl is jerking you off and you nut in her hand and she slowly moves her hand away from your dick creating a lightning look with your nut.
Dude my girl pulled an emperor palpatine last night.
by Bigdaddyyum January 20, 2020
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Palpatine

Somehow He Returned
by darthkyle22 April 12, 2022
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