The Palmer

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)

Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.

by tray2k April 20, 2006

palmer

sexy, hott, guy u wanna do

james palmer is a hot guy

by shelly chambless December 28, 2005

Palmer

Sexy,Savage, all around champ. Excels in everything and has the best personality. You can't beat Palmer

Everyone likes Palmer even the guys

by JenaBanks January 13, 2017

palmer

the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.

jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer

by wespalms February 23, 2009

palmer

palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey

that guy is a palmer

by jogohab October 1, 2006

Palmer

David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series, 24.



Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.

"By the end of the day attempt will be made on senator Palmers life" -Richard Walsh

by HedgeH January 26, 2009

Palmer

Little crappy town with waay too many cops. Everyone and their mom has slept with everyone and their dad. Known as the sister town to Wasilla but those meth-heads don't have shit on us. Home to the Palmer High Moose, Colony Highschool and Valley Pathways, all schools are known for their high drug use normally related to weed. But what can I say there's nothing else interesting to do here besides eat at Taco Bell, smoke some dooby and party anywhere and everywhere you fucking can.

Ha oh shit I realized I've slept with everyone hot in Palmer already...

by polka.dot April 17, 2011