painted baby

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.

That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!

by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018

Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life

P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.

by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018

Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

by BoyBloo June 23, 2014