Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010

pittenger

A beloved ruler of little people.

The people of Eubekista followed their Pittenger blindly.

by King Santana July 9, 2017

paintence

A word created by Moriah Elizabeth.

It means to have patience while painting.

Moriah: "this take a lot of paitence, and a lot of paint. Paintence.

by MisaAnimates May 12, 2023

Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008

paitton

Paittons are people that seem pretty cool but are secretly insane. They can and will kill you. But they won't if you are their friend. I hope.

You: Hey Paitton!

Paitton: I killed a man yesterday. *smiles*

You: What?

Paitton: Sorry, Hi.

by Paitton maaa October 28, 2014

Paiten

Usually a person with a messed up hairline. It looks like a snake slithering. A drama queen and always acting dumb

Dang... Paiten, that hairline tho

by SWENTY LORD November 14, 2018

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009