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paint job 

Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.
I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job
paint job by StraightTwisted January 16, 2016

paint job 

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"

Paint Job 

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
Paint Job by Kirkury August 25, 2021

Paint Job 

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
Paint Job by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Paint job 

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
Paint job by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

Paint Job 

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
Paint Job by anonymous July 17, 2024