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pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
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Pedosmile

A Pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. This can be either on a picture or seen in real life. A Pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn't smile because it can be taken that they are.
Hey Dan check out Robs "Pedosmile" in his picture, he looks down right creepy.
by Superdave22 November 11, 2010
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Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".
Paedophile: Hello
by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009
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Pedosmile

The tell-tale sign of a pedofile. A facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. This expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. Pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedofile and smile.
Priest-with-pedosmile: Come little boys, I have cookies.. Don't you like cookies?

Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!

Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile

Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..

Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
by Jack Hagen Wrote This June 27, 2006
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Pedosmile

1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.
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Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.

Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

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Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?

Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.
by WiseJanitor213 February 28, 2009
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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 12, 2011
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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
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