pedologic

A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.

Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."

Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.

Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.

by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007

Plebology

The studies of plebology are made up of the observances of plebs, preferably through a pleboscope.

Imogen Plebmerton is studying plebology ;)))

by Ѫ May 31, 2018

Peenology

The study of hammers.

Jared: What did you study in college?
Jeff: Peenology NIBBA.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 22, 2019

paludology

the scientific study of wetlands and their conservation.

The environmentalist knows a hell lot about paludology.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010

Papology

An official apology from the head of the Catholic Church, the Pope.

The last papology covered child abuse and the Crusades. I wonder what's next?!

by Lame Holler September 28, 2010

pacology

the study of getting swole

We are going to use pacology training today.

by pacstar43 October 7, 2016

pathologyical

liar

by Anonymous September 12, 2003