blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night

(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!

by blind packing June 2, 2014

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Discord Packing

When people scream and yell roasts at each other in a voice call for fun or beef with loud mics. They usually happen late night so the participants do not wake up their parents.

Marlos: Hey are you in that discord packing call?
Jazovic: Yeah ameer packed the shit out of this dude lmfaooo

by MarlosXI August 23, 2019

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Stamina Packing

Stamina packing is packing for as long as possible until you either give up or until the opponent gives up.

"Run my 8 hours in stamina packing I bet you won't last!"

by thethizzkid December 21, 2020

Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019