pussy plower

When somene eats the living shit out of a chicks pussy.

Tom loves to eat mary's pussy 24/7. He's the biggest "pussy plower" I know.

by hump me August 28, 2003

pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

by Jotaness June 3, 2008

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009

puss power

The ability of women to control men. This power usually becomes stronger after sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: Man, since you've been with Janet, you do everything she says, what's up with that?

Dude 2: I can't help it...her puss power is too strong!

by Stunrzsis April 15, 2008

pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.

Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.

by sage thunder April 12, 2010

Pussy Poser

Someone that sucks and is scared to do something that they want people to think they are good at

Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser

by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007

pussy powered peter car

A 359 or 379 peterbilt with a Caterpillar engine

Hey you here jason gotta new truck. Is a pussy powered peter car

by Supersampson February 12, 2020