This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.
I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
Get the Filet-o-puss mug.The dirty pig broke the suspects constitutional rights and is now whacking the ball and hoping to make par by finding something to charge him with in his trunk. what a pisscunt.
by SlagHammer December 27, 2014
Get the Pisscunt mug.If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.
Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!
Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!
Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018
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Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.
Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.
A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."
by Westphalia July 19, 2014
Get the essence-of-puss mug.I think I just got a pusscussion from you doing a backflip onto my face, that was Awesome!
What’s wrong bro? Man, my girl rode my face so good and hard into the headboard I got a pusscussion.
What’s wrong bro? Man, my girl rode my face so good and hard into the headboard I got a pusscussion.
by Staceface February 6, 2020
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Get the charlie puss mug.Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.
I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...
by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010
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