puckerpose

The manditory "kissy" face that is made when you take a picture of yourself to post on any of those popular social networking web sites such as MySpace and Facebook.

This usually includes a backhanded sideways peace hand sign while snapping a picture on a cellphone in front of a bathroom mirror with a toilet clearly visible in the background.

When posted, this photo must have a description typed in txt msg language to appear k3wl.

check da puckerpose on my page u dont lk it den u juss a hatah

(: .!.if you dont like me for who i am;then dont even bother tlkin to me;cuz i aint changing for no onee!*.anythingg else ? ;; get@me ..!

by 50 cent crack dealer December 17, 2008

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.

my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019

Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

butt pucker

Describes tightening of one's anal sphincter muscle as a result of experiencing of experiencing something extremely awkward, uncomfortable or thrilling. It is used in the same way as the expression "to get a pit in one's stomach" where stomach muscles cramp due to undergoing the same set of feelings.

While relatively rare if the distress is too much both butt puckering and a pit in the stomach can occur at the same time.

His butt puckered because he realized that she might have find out he was sleeping with her sister.

Whenever I ride on the roller coaster or bungee jump my butt puckers.

by ma_man March 5, 2017

puckerpants

Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.

Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017