Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.

My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.

by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

Punchin Neiman

To Punch Neimans is to use an illegal credit card acquired from the dark web to use to buy clothes from the popular store Marcus Neiman to convert the credit card value to cash.

Babytron - “I was Punchin Neiman!”

by GeekALot December 9, 2023

punchin’ terms

When the terms call for punchin’

They’re on punchin’ terms

by SuperMoose25 November 27, 2024

steady punchin

to smoke bongs at a constant speed until all the weed has been smoked.

Origins: the phrase was passed on by the word of mouth amongst the ancient bongheads of the Oceanic region, it reffered to the steady "punching" smoking of marijuana cones (bowls), through the use of devices such as the water pipe (bong).

1. Greeting: "Steady Punchin' man!"
2. Sentence: "Fuck look at Nath he's steady punchin those cones."

by Dr. Bong August 11, 2003

Chubby Punchin'

chubby punchin' is jerkin off with a semi-erect penis

Dave - 'what did you get up to last night mate?'

Steve - 'the Mrs. came round mine and we watched a film'

Dave - 'Nice, what film?'

Steve - 'Fuck knows I drank too many beers and couldn't get it up so so the Mrs. fell asleep, needless to say I ended up chubby punchin' myself to sleep.'

by @Kingcusmar October 16, 2013

Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes

They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes

by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016