PUM

The term used in reference to the substance created during the act of sex, when a woman is on her period. An aromatic blend of cum and period is created and a light pink purée results.

"Hey man, that's some pretty unique looking nacho's you got there!"

"Yeah Bro! I got this new recipe involving Pum as a topping!!"

"Holy Shit, I heard that stuff's hard to cum by!"

"Hard doesn't even cum close!"

by Wolfpack1234 November 9, 2011

Pum

A dutch synonym to the male reproductive organ, the word often refers to not only the banana shaped part of the organ, but also to the beanbag or nutsack hanging under it.

It can also be used as a word to add more power to a sentence.

'Gregory has a small pum and dito balls'
'I hate you, you stupid pum!'
'Hell yeah, pum!'
'Bas has a huge pum'
'Frank showed his dirty pum in public'

by Ed Penusanus April 14, 2009

Pum

A very annoying person that is being a retard, and not leaving you alone

HAY guys want to go to the doller store? i have coopons!
ummm... no not realy.
ok so lets make plans for saturday then?
NO! we just sed we dont want to go! Go away you PUM!
:(

by The person who made pum real!! April 24, 2010

Pum

Shit, disgusting, etc

That party was so pum!

by nictheninja February 14, 2017

pum

To piss and cum at the same time

"Pum all over my face!"

by Curtis and joel April 13, 2007

Pum

The act of Pumming, to Pum, something thats very groovy. To ejaculate and urinate simultaneously, usu. due to some kind of extremely attractive, beautiful or awsome stimuli.

man, 2001 space oddessy made me Pum
Emily Osment is walking Pum
the Frogs are Pum-tastic

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

pum

similar to bunt...Pum is a magical term... which can be used in any situation of any kind. Pum can be whatever you want it to be, pum can solve all your problems and answer all your questions.

Oh Gurt, dont worry about your hepatitis b, if you beleive in pum, anything is possible.

You're being such a pumming rapist! please stop!.. this isnt what pum is all about!

by SuperPumNinja March 1, 2008