prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

by Donkster June 14, 2008

prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 9, 2013

prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay.

A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch.

The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2008

Prison

Adult timeout

I had to go to adult timeout/ prison

by Factnerds23 March 23, 2022

Prison

A place where people will stretch out your asshole.

Bill: NOOOO! NOT PRISON!

by Arllycoolusername May 16, 2016

Prison

The place you go to for doing just about anything fun.

Guy #1: "Hey did you hear Bob is in prison?"
Guy #2: "No. What happened?"
Guy #1: "He got drunk, went up to a cop's house and knocked on the front door, and pissed on the cop when he opened the door."

by #1 Sicilian February 24, 2010

Prison

Slang term used to describe unsanitary and generally undesirable conditions.

"No way I'm showering in the prison shower at her apartment."

"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."

by runningandreading June 10, 2014