provender bag

feed bag, commonly used to feed horses their oats.

ye ask: whats a provender bag?,tis the bag he puts his provender in

by wallbight August 22, 2008

preponderant

Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.

The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.

To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.

The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.

by Bloopy March 10, 2008

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

Pretendependent

Adult children living at home while pretending to be self sufficient.

Pretendependent is like my 23 year old daughter, who lives at home, but wants to act like she is on her own.
Daughter: "I can come home at anytime of the night I want to, I'm an adult!"
Parent: "Of course you can, when you have your own place, in the mean time please check the name on the property title, my house, my rules."

by jdtam September 1, 2010

Prefended

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

by akula64 April 17, 2019

Pyrogendered

Coming from the Greek word pur(fire) which down the line evolved into pyro for the English folk, and the latin word genus which evolved into what we know nowadays as gender, Pyrogendered is a quite new gender identity for people who see themselves as the incarnation of fire.

Some signs of being Pyrogendered include, but are not limited to: feeling a literal burning passion in your heart, understanding a fellow campfire's emotions, wanting to set the fire department on fire for what they've done to your friends, monsters.

Although some people will question your sanity and say you're an arsonist, just tell them that they're being pyrophobic and should let Pyrogendered folk like yourself roam free and spread your love/influence

Pyrogendered people also prefer the pronouns fire/starter

"Mom, Dad, I think I'm Pyrogendered, my heart's on fire"

"My friend here thinks fire's Pyrogendered, fire thinks fire's the incarnation of fire"

"Starter emotion's shouldn't be tempered, I heard fire likes starting fires, says fire feels safe like this"

by Lolokman132 July 26, 2021

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009