Pork

Pork means a meat from swines. Many people know that pork is haram in Islam, but people are not sure why it is banned in Islam. Here's the reason. Pork contains roundworms and/or tapeworms that are immortal. Regardless of how it is cooked, they will never die. If you eat too many porks everyday, your mental will be eventually destroyed. Definitely not healthy, right?
Ganesh: Ali, I have a question. Why is pork haram in Islam?
Ali: Because it is not healthy. Not just unhealthy but is dangerous to our body. That's why pork is haram.
by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 08, 2022
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porked

to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner
that hoe was askin for it, so i porked the shit outta that bitch
by dj mike January 07, 2005
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Pork

/to pork/ v. to have sexual intercourse with someone.

2. porking/ present tense

3. porked/ past tense
My friend and I were watching a movie, and from the beginning, we could tell the two main characters were going to pork.
by MissMoreAwesome June 29, 2010
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porkings

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.
Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!
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pork

1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. I porked her senseless.
by Fraggle Max August 27, 2007
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The word "pork" (ta choiridia, literally, 'piglets') suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early Ancient Greek comedy around 380 BC.
"Or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you."

- Line 574 of the play "The Wasps" 422 BC written by playwright Aristophanes. Line taken from "Frogs and Other Plays" by Aristophanes, translated by David Barrett ©1964
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Jew 1: "man i had the biggest dilemma the other day..."
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"
by porky101 December 11, 2010
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