Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

by Hexus525 December 03, 2007

poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.

George W. is a big giant poopdicker.

by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 09, 2005

poopdick

extremely stupid, not worthy of speaking.

Wow, listen to Jon talk he is such a poopdick!

by rumproast September 26, 2004

poopdick

a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)

"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"

by santa kloz March 11, 2008

Poopdick

A insult given to people who are generally being dickish while also being a shitty person. A general use of the word is calling out a sore loser, it can also be used towards jealous people.

Note: You can be a dick while also being a good person.

Person 1: I almost had you! The lag got me!
Person 2: Quit being a poopdick, you just suck.

by BlueMelon January 25, 2015

Poopdick

a condition following the act of anal sex in which the pitcher's penis is partially or fully covered by the catcher's excrement Note: only when not using a raincoat

BITCH GAVE ME POOPDICK" "I AIN'T NO BITCH

by rlpaaanrt July 23, 2010

Poopdick

Poopdick is when 2 male high school or college lacrosse, ultimate frisbee, or rugby players engage in anal sex, resulting in one of their penises being coated in fecal matter. Poopdick has been known to take place in places such as Berkeley, CA, Santa Barbara, CA, Albany, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Kansas City, MO, and Manchester, NH.

Dude, I was fuckin' this girl in the ass, and she totally sharded on my dick, man!

Ewww gross! Poopdick! Awww..... Now It's on both our dicks....

by Chadbrochill127 April 02, 2010